In honor of RiffTrax Live: Krull, I have created a brand new BS Mixology recipe: The Glaive!
The Glaive is based on a drink recipe I found called 5 Keys. Because, you see, the Glaive in Krull has five blades, and it will probably make your insides feel like they were sliced up by a bunch of blades... you guys get where I'm going with this.
The Glaive (5 Keys)
- 1 oz Fleischmann's Whiskey
- 1/2 oz Balsamic Vinegar
- 1/4 oz Angostura Bitters
- 1/4 oz Maraschino Cherry Liquid
- 1 Maraschino Cherry
To assemble The Glaive, simply pour the four liquid ingredients into your shaker.
Pour from the shaker into your glass, and add the final ingredient: the maraschino cherry!
Whatever you do, do not try to sneak this into the theater before seeing RiffTrax Live: Krull. That would be a very bad idea.
You should, however, drink a few of these if you ever watch Krull un-riffed. You may remember this movie being cool, awesome, or even radical from when you watched it as a kid, but it's really not any of those three things.