Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™! We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".
The Bane (Paralyzer)
- 1 oz Crown Russe Vodka
- 1 oz Rio Grande Tequila
- 1/2 oz Sabroso Coffee Liqueur
- 2 oz Store Brand Diet Cola
- 4 Coffee Creamers
- Ice
Start with ice in your shaker. Pour in the vodka, tequila, and coffee liqueur. Shake.
Add in the cola, and pour into a tall glass. Add in the creamer, and stir.
Drink these until you can't walk, or you feel the sudden urge to break some bats.
