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Bottom Shelf Mixology: Paradise Lost

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Paradise Lost (Paradise Mix)

• 1 oz. Crystal Palace Vodka
• 1 oz. Mr. Boston Blue Curaçao
• 1 oz. Kinky Gold
• 1 oz. Malibu Pineapple Rum
• 1 packet McDonald's Sweet And Sour Sauce
• 1 tsp. Powdered Lemonade Drink Mix
• Wint O Green Lifesavers
• Ice

Start off by adding the sweet and sour sauce to your glass.  Stir in the vodka.  Next add in the ice.  Next does the Rum, Kinky Gold, and the blue curaçao.

For the finishing touch, plunk in a handful of Wint O Green Lifesavers.

If you drink enough of these, prepare to pay the price!

For still they knew, and ought to have still remember'd
The high Injunction not to taste that Fruit,
Whoever tempted; which they not obeying,
Incurr'd, what could they less, the penaltie,
And manifold in sin, deserv'd to fall.