Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 1: White Trash Screwdriver

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to embark on a new journey across the Bottom Shelf.  Last night, we got together with some friends and filmed the first four episodes of our Bottom Shelf Mixology video series.

Here without any more ado, I present to you Episode One of Bottom Shelf Mixology!


The plan is to release one episode every week until we have done all of our recipes (not including the rejected drinks), so make sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Bern Down for What

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

As part of our celebration of Three Years on the Bottom Shelf, our staff of mixologists have started imagining some drinks for the only people we see on TV more than the Kardashians: Presidential Candidates*.

Our third and final drink in the series is based around the long shot that reminds everyone of their quite possibly crazy uncle.

Bern Down for What (Old Vermont)

• 1 1/2 oz Brigadier Gin
• 1/4 oz Lemonade
• 1/4 oz Diet Orange Soda
• 1/2 oz Store Brand Lite Butter Flavored Syrup
• 2 dashes Bitters
• Ice

Pour everything into your shaker, and vigorously shake for thirty seconds.

Strain the drink into your glass (if you are having a party, strain equal parts of the drink into a shot glass for everyone).

This drink is sure to make you feel the burn, in both your gut and your colon.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: The Pantsuit

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

As part of our celebration of Three Years on the Bottom Shelf, our staff of mixologists have started imagining some drinks for the only people we see on TV more than the Kardashians: Presidential Candidates*.

Our second candidate drink is The Pantsuit.  This is the one you drink so you aren't called sexist.

The Pantsuit (Arkansas Razorback)

• 1 oz Lady Bligh Spiced Rum
• 1 oz Congress Vodka
• 1 oz DeKuyper Amaretto
• 1 oz Sabroso Coffee Liqueur
• Ice

Put the ice in your shaker.  Pour in the coffee liqueur, vodka, and amaretto.  Finish with the Lady Bligh on top.

Shake until frothy, and pour into your glass.

Pairs nicely with a cigar.

*Please note that the drinks in this series do not necessarily reflect the political views of PBAndAwesome.com or its staff.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: The Drumpf

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

As part of our celebration of Three Years on the Bottom Shelf, our staff of mixologists have started imagining some drinks for the only people we see on TV more than the Kardashians: Presidential Candidates*.

Because he thinks he is better than everyone else, we thought it would be fitting to make our first drink The Drumpf.

The Drumpf

• 24 oz (2 cans) America Beer
• 32 oz Kinky Gold
• 64 oz Orange Drink
• Chocolate Coins
• Ice

Put your ice in a punch bowl.  Pour in the beer, then the Extra Kinky Gold, and finish with the orange drink.

Garnish the glasses with a chocolate coin before serving.

Drinking too much of this drink may give you a superiority complex, so drink with caution.

*Please note that the drinks in this series do not necessarily reflect the political views of PBAndAwesome.com or its staff.

Our RiffTrax Best of the Worst 10th Anniversary Survey Results

In April, I was going to update my Top Ten RiffTrax B-Movies list.  After I started adding in the few new movies (including my new number one), I remembered the tenth anniversary of RiffTrax was this year.  This deserved something bigger.

That's why I turned to you, the rest of the fanbase.  I asked what your favorites were, and the response was outstanding!  Compiling the results took slightly longer than I was expecting, but I am finally done.

I present to you the Ultimate Best of the Worst Top Ten RiffTrax B-Movies, Shorts, Live Shows, and "Just-The-Jokes" MP3s!