Bottom Shelf Mixology: Green Monster

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Today is National Kale Day, so we thought we would give you our Bottom Shelf version of the Healthy Green Drink.

Green Monster

• 4 oz Crystal Palace Vodka
• 1 12 oz can Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray Soda
• 2 individual cups Store Brand Cinnamon Applesauce
• 3 Tbsp Lemon Pepper Seasoning
• 6 leaves Kale
• 1 Green Apple Blow-Pop 

Process the kale through a juicer.

Add in the lemon pepper, applesauce, celery soda, and vodka.  Unwrap the sucker, and stir.  Leave the sucker in the cup for garnish.

The worst thing in this drink is still the kale.