Bottom Shelf Mixology: Fuzzy Butthole

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Fuzzy Butthole

• 1 2 liter bottle Store Brand Diet Orange Soda
• 24 oz Boulaine Peach Schnapps
• 1 bag of Circus Peanuts

In the morning, open the bottle of orange soda, and let it sit on the counter(you can skip this step if you would like, but it is best to follow it for optimal Bottom-Shelfage).  In a pitcher or punchbowl, mix the now flat soda and the peach schnapps.

When serving, stick a circus peanut in the filled glass as a garnish/flavor enhancer.

Maybe keep a bucket handy.