Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™! Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
- 1 oz. Crystal Palace Vodka
- 1 oz. Brigadier Gin
- 1 oz. DeKuyper Triple Sec
- 1 oz. Barton Light Rum
- 1 oz. El Matador Tequila
- 2 oz. Store Brand Cola
- 2 Tbsp. Lemonade Drink Mix
Mix the vodka, gin, rum, cola, tequila, and triple sec together. Stir in the two tablespoons of lemonade mix. Serve in highball glasses.
Drink, and try to prepare for the meltdown in your colon.
