March 2015 Loot Crate Unboxing - Covert

Three Movies Perfect for RiffTrax

Those of you who follow along with this site may have noticed that I am a bit of a RiffTrax fan.  Okay, fine. I'm an addict.  Thankfully there isn't a RiffTrax rehab, because I think my wife would send me off to detox.

When they made the announcement that Miami Connection was finally going to be riffed, it got me thinking about other movies that I would love to see receive the RiffTrax treatment.

It was difficult, but I eventually narrowed it down to the three movies that I would most want to see riffed.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Rogers (And Big Bird)!

I get to share my birthday with my buddy, Mr. Rogers, and that might be the best gift of all! Happy birthday to us, Mr. Rogers! I miss you.
— Big Bird (@BigBird) March 20, 2015

Bottom Shelf Mixology: The Muffin Top

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

The Muffin Top

• 8 oz. Barton Rum
• 1 Otis Spunkmeyer Blueberry Muffin
• 1 20 oz. Generic Store Brand Ginger Ale
• 1 Tsp. Powdered Lemonade Drink Mix

Cut the top off of the muffin, set aside.

Mix the bottom half of the muffin and the remaining ingredients in a blender.  Poor into a glass.

Cut a hole in the top so that it fits around the mouth of the glass.

This is the perfect drink to welcome in Spring!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Irish Potato "Soup"

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's almost St. Patrick's Day, and here is the perfect new drink recipe to help celebrate getting drunk.

Irish Potato "Soup"

• 4 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey
• 1 tsp. Instant Mashed Potato Flakes
• 1 pinch Bac~Os

First, put the potato flakes in your glass.  Add the whiskey and stir.  You can now add more flakes to reach the desired consistency.

Add the Bac~Os to finish the drink with the perfect amount of crunch.

Optional: Add some green food coloring for that real Irish feel.

Daredevil - Netflix Original Series Official Trailer

Just imagine if the Ben Affleck movie of the same name was this good.


The first season premiers on April 10. 

February Arcade Block. Worth $19.99 + shipping? You tell me.

New Trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron is Here!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Three Mile Island Iced Tea

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Three Mile Island Iced Tea

• 1 oz. Crystal Palace Vodka
• 1 oz. Brigadier Gin
• 1 oz. DeKuyper Triple Sec
• 1 oz. Barton Light Rum
• 1 oz. El Matador Tequila
• 2 oz. Store Brand Cola
• 2 Tbsp.  Lemonade Drink Mix

Mix the vodka, gin, rum, cola, tequila, and triple sec together.  Stir in the two tablespoons of lemonade mix.  Serve in highball glasses.

Drink, and try to prepare for the meltdown in your colon.