Almond Flümgorp
- 2 oz. DeKuyper Amaretto
- 2 oz. Crystal Palace Vodka
- 1 Maraschino Cherry
You must use a glass for this drink, as it will melt both styrofoam and plastic cups. While talking in your best Swedish Chef voice, pour the amaretto in a glass and drop in the cherry. Quickly add the Crystal Palace, and try to avoid skin contact.
Do not underestimate this drink. If you do, the Crystal Palace could blind you before you know what happened. Then it will ransack your house, steal your car, and drop you off in someone's backyard, leaving you to wake up on a random trampoline trying to figure out what happened. After you start to come out of the haze, you will experience something akin to the Hangover movies, but not as funny, and with a lot more police involvement.
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