Severed Hand in my Happy Meal

After teaching my class this morning, I decided to stop at McDonald's for some lunch.  I am so glad I did.  Don't get me wrong, the eating of twenty chicken nuggets (I'm on a diet) isn't why I'm happy; I happened across one of the greatest Happy Meal toys of all time.

 

Yes, I got a severed hand from McDonald's today. 

Sriracha Burn

Yes, I like messing around with Instagram.

As previously stated, I loves me some sriracha!  I put it on almost everything I eat.  In fact, it would be shorter to make a list of the things I don't or won't put sriracha on.

You know what?  Let's go ahead and do that.  I'm fairly bored at the moment.

Halloween Movie Madness 2012 is Coming

With Halloween fast approaching, I have been preparing a little movie marathon.  I call this little treat Halloween Movie Madness.  I watch a movie that I feel is appropriate for the time of year, and then you get to read my ramblings about it.  This is supposed to go every day for the month of October, but I might extend it by either starting it early or running later.  It just depends on how many movies I want to watch.  I even have a cheesy logo I made for it.  Check it:

If that doesn't say AWESOME IS COMING, I don't know what will.

Boo Berry is Back!

This past week was strange.  It was a good week, don't get me wrong, but it was weird.  Now, people around here generally don't like it when you drive according to the law, so being honked at of getting flipped off every once in a while is normal.  It was a little heavy this week.

First, I got flipped off by a guy who turned left in front of me and proceeded to go fifteen miles under the speed limit.  He then got over in the left turn lane, so I didn't bother moving over or slowing down.  I got past him, he pulled behind me, and started yelling and flipping me the bird.  What??  Then, I got flipped off in the parking lot for no reason.

Kidney Watch 2012

You might recall my previous post about how much my kidneys hate me, and what happened yesterday, I have all but confirmed that fact.

This might be considered a little gross to some people (based on a few reactions I have gotten from friends), so i dunno, proceed at your own risk I guess.

Your First and Only Warning

Outside of my wife and children, I have three big loves in my life; Sriracha, Deadpool, and zombies.  
This is your only warning that I will probably talk about these three things on a very regular basis.  In fact, I'm working on writing a book that deals with at least two of them.

I have no other point here.